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OOC: A conversation between Bond and his version of [insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie. He's mentioned he might actually be aware of and concerned about Shan's feelings.

[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: Aware? Concerned? Shan gasps and says, "No. Not James Bond!" With a wink.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: "If I'm bad at anything," Bond replies, "it's dealing with an upset woman."
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: I honestly wouldn't know. I've never been that upset.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: And don't think I don't thank goodness for that.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: You do know how to treat a woman.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Absolutely. Pay attention, give her compliments and apply a firm hand when the situation warrants.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: *raises an eyebrow* Especially when she appreciates that firm hand.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Yes, I recall. We never did finish that sparring session after getting... distracted, did we?
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: No. But it was a nice distraction and I'm afraid that any further sparring sessions would result in the same... distraction.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Well, then we should make sure to reserve the time slots after ours, just to make sure we're not disturbed.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: I look forward to our next session then. Eagerly.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: As do I. I promise to stretch properly beforehand this time.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: Explaining the sore muscles NOT something you're looking forward to?
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: No. I had to tell service's massage therapist that I had been rock climbing.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: I bet she didn't mind the flimsy excuse.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: HE didn't believe me, and nearly put me in traction, thank you very much.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: Oh, poor honey. I wish I didn't find that as funny as I do.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Next time, I'll just bribe you to do it. Then I won't have to explain.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: You DO KNOW that it'd take precious little to bribe me?
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: I do, dear, but I find it curiously enjoyable bribing you anyway.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: I mean, VERY little. Almost nothing at all. I might do it for nothing?
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Oh, no. I firmly believe in repaying services rendered.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: Repayment is much different than bribery.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Then you'll accept quid pro quo? I think that's more than fair.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: Of course.
[insanejournal.com profile] orbisnonsuficit: Then I think we have an arrangement.
[insanejournal.com profile] sexyspybarbie: I'll meet you there.


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